"I can look past his murderous ways..."
"I wouldn't walk alone at night, even if I was cornfed"
"I can just imagine me cheering at a football game w/a stoma...Woooo..(gasp)...woooo"
-Kristina
"-Oh no he's pulling out his gun..."
"-Well that's what some people call it"
-Kristina's reply to Shorty during the Godfather
A+B+C=D...ok so maybe just A=D...
-My outstanding logic
I like my men like I like my coffee...black.
My hump...my hump...my lovely lady lump...
- Oh the visuals!
Zero game sir!
Why am I falling...and why am I in this handbasket?
Dangit...where's the friend?
There's gotta be a Shuvvelville everywhere!
Jazz hands!
~How I'd die...
El ganglio...
Spending all my money on blowdryers? WHAT?
So...your gf is fugly!
Ahoy whale on the portside!
The two of us in the front seat and three black guys in the back?...hmmm
My body hates me!...
-Truer words were never spoken!
I'm all about the murderous mutants...
Black come-dy
Gangbang?what?!?
Training has to start now so I can run in my skivvies!
I'm not letting my husband sit next to an attractive young girl...
- in reference to us homewreckers...
Shorty McNiblet(my new nickname)
"I want my own Dweeny dome and a pool for my giant sea turtle"
- Kristina
Tengo...
"You'd be a patient"...
- describing who I fit on House
"I probably came off retarded..."
"-and I'm probably the racist friend."
- after the Fred confrontation
Mandingo
